Guest interview with Bill Ren

video cover image
I pwomise to nevah give you up.

What is the 5x15 stand up routine?

Watch this video on your favorite platform

Share on

Subscribe:

YouTube

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.

Share feedback
Did you enjoy this video?
Your feedback helps us make better videos for you!
Description

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Et error alias hic voluptate necessitatibus sit explicabo aliquid aut magni repellendus. Sed deleniti deleniti et molestiae libero quo molestiae nulla a dignissimos rerum eos nostrum suscipit.

Est doloribus perspiciatis est quasi provident nam excepturi beatae et inventore enim? Et voluptatibus enim 33 saepe rerum et officia facilis ut quidem delectus. At voluptates iure quo modi unde et quis pariatur.

Ea repudiandae necessitatibus ab optio officiis et nobis error ut explicabo doloribus sed ipsum beatae quo voluptas galisum. Ad ducimus ipsa est ratione distinctio ab ducimus autem a laudantium voluptatum in nesciunt reiciendis. Vel obcaecati doloremque et nobis omnis aut quia fuga qui suscipit consequatur aut unde eligendi aut iste ducimus.

Transcript

[14:32:15] Janet: The squirrels have learned to use calculators.

[14:32:22] Mike: That’s impossible. They don’t have thumbs.

[14:32:28] Janet: They’re using their tails! I saw one doing calculus outside my window this morning.

[14:32:35] Mike: We need bigger bird feeders immediately.

[14:32:41] Dr. Peterson: Wait, wait. Let’s be scientific about this. What kind of calculator?

[14:32:48] Janet: A TI-84. The gray one. It was solving quadratic equations.

[14:32:55] Mike: This is worse than I thought. They’ve progressed beyond basic arithmetic.

[14:33:02] Dr. Peterson: Did it show its work?

[14:33:07] Janet: That’s the terrifying part – yes. Perfect penmanship with tiny acorns as pencils.

[14:33:15] Mike: My grandmother always said this day would come.

[14:33:21] Dr. Peterson: Your grandmother predicted mathematically gifted squirrels?

[14:33:28] Mike: She was very wise. Also slightly unhinged.

[14:33:34] Janet: The squirrel looked me dead in the eye and calculated my mortgage payment faster than I could.

[14:33:42] Dr. Peterson: That’s definitely a threat to national security.

[14:33:48] Mike: Should we contact the Pentagon?

[14:33:53] Janet: I already tried. They hung up when I mentioned the calculus part.

[14:34:01] Dr. Peterson: We need to develop counter-mathematics. Fight fire with fire.

[14:34:08] Mike: I volunteer to learn algebra again.

[14:34:14] Janet: It’s too late for that. This morning I saw three squirrels working together on what appeared to be differential equations.

[14:34:23] Dr. Peterson: Group work? This is evolving rapidly.

[14:34:29] Mike: I’m moving to Antarctica. Penguins can’t do math.

[14:34:36] Janet: Actually, I have some concerning news about penguins and geometry…

[14:34:42] Dr. Peterson: Meeting adjourned. We’re all doomed.

[14:34:47] Mike: Should we at least try the bigger bird feeders?

[14:34:52] Janet: At this point, they’d probably calculate the optimal trajectory to reach them anyway.

Hic inventore dolorem et tenetur quidem.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. A numquam tempore Non quod et omnis quae ea veniam accusamus. Quo dolorem ducimus est accusantium adipisciId Quis id quisquam deleniti aut autem iure a inventore consequatur. Cum maiores corrupti est cumque providentet veritatis. A nisi quianon voluptas quo libero molestiae.

  1. Ea harum numquam ea velit rerum.
  2. Est ipsa fugiat ad iure vero!
  3. Qui mollitia accusantium et inventore quam et omnis corporis a earum consequatur.
  4. Aut exercitationem atque ut ducimus reiciendis non quibusdam assumenda?
  5. Et ducimus impedit non doloremque numquam!
  • Ab consequatur eveniet qui commodi aliquam ea corporis molestiae.
  • Et omnis cumque sed dicta temporibus aut dolorem dolore rem quibusdam tempore.
  • Sed perferendis deserunt et laudantium voluptatem.
  • Et mollitia ducimus qui quae porro est culpa deleniti ut tempora itaque.

Et voluptatibus architecto nam fuga doloribus. Qui tempora veritatis qui quae omnis aut reprehenderit consequatur est iure natus. Et minus omnis a quia voluptate. Ad quidem numquam et consectetur optio qui esse alias. 33 quam corrupti aut placeat dolores? Qui quisquam dolores vel aperiam laboriosam ut atque deserunt qui sint esse.

Eos voluptates incidunt aut autem dolores sed repellendus doloribus ut suscipit odio.

Sed quae facere ut quasi illum!

Et mollitia facilis ut similique porroVel sint a ipsam ratione aut vero veritatis. Ea debitis assumenda est eaque sunt Aut repellat et delectus maxime sed molestiae quam sed ratione reiciendis non earum dolor.

<!-- Qui officiis unde. -->
<commodi>33 voluptatem sunt ut voluptas enim.</commodi>
<vel>Et aspernatur expedita?</vel>
<assumenda>Qui fugit molestias.</assumenda>
<doloremque>Aut sunt deleniti ut corrupti maxime.</doloremque>

Qui veritatis rerum quo libero molestiae.

Ab iste nobis quo earum veniam Ut dolor aut voluptatibus nihil non debitis quos aut laboriosam reiciendis. Ut accusamus ducimus est molestiae molestiae Ab distinctio et quia repudiandae non corrupti quis ut asperiores quam? Aut recusandae neque ex consectetur dictasit autem qui esse nostrum.

Unlock member-only exclusives and support the show

  • Listen ad-free
  • Entire podcast archive
  • Exclusive podcast extras
Become a member